if i had my licence the only thing i’d use it for is mcdonalds at 3am
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
have u ever seen a really attractive person and just really wished u hadn’t
It took me a couple of seconds to realise this was not, in fact, a stick riding valiantly through the water. But whatever; go forth, mighty stick! Conquer your dreams.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALIZED, THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST SPENDING YOUR DAYS IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER, CHECKING OUT TUMBLR. FROM NOW ON I’M NOT GOING TO WASTE MY LIFE ON THE COMPUTER!
*opens tumblr app on mobile*